Ask XY: His Embarrassing Sex Stories

What’s your most embarrassing sex story?

Mr. V – I used to go on these 8 day long church retreats where you are literally with people 24 hours a day. You have no time to really do anything, much less masturbate. I finally got home and my girl friend came over and we went down in the basement and it didn’t take any time what so ever to start fooling around. I tore of her pants and just went right in. The problem was, I came right back out. I basically got through about 6 pumps and had to pull out right away. I just covered this girl with 8 days of pent up sexual frustration. Literally covered. It was the only time in my life (still to this day) I have ever came early. After a major clean up session, we still had amazing sex. So it all worked out in the end.

Mr. W – My second orgasm inside of a woman was interrupted by the pizza boy. He still gave us our pizza, but only after I gave him a tip that exceeded the amount of it.

Mr. X – Every time I have sex it’s embarrassing. Why would one particular time stand out?

Mr. Y – While in between apartments, I was staying on a friends couch, ended up bringing a girl home to my friends place and using his bed for sex.  He said he was cool with it, but it’s the only time I think this friend was really mad at me.  It wasn’t funny embarrassing.  

Mr. Z – My mom walked in on me performing oral sex on my girlfriend.  That is probably the most embarrassing experience I have encountered.

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2 Comments on “Ask XY: His Embarrassing Sex Stories”

  1. October 16, 2012 at 5:10 pm #

    Mr.Z’s story is the winner for me. That’s horrible. LOL

  2. November 5, 2012 at 3:11 pm #

    “Mr. X – Every time I have sex it’s embarrassing. Why would one particular time stand out?” Hmm. First of all, it sounds like Mr. X has no trouble getting at least one woman in his bed. So that isn’t the problem. If it’s a small penis, that shouldn’t matter either if he has the ability to give her an orgasm. So maybe it’s premature ejaculation. For which there is indeed a cure. (May I suggest Mr X clicks through to my blog?)

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