What’s your most embarrassing sex story?
Mr. V - I used to go on these 8 day long church retreats where you are literally with people 24 hours a day. You have no time to really do anything, much less masturbate. I finally got home and my girl friend came over and we went down in the basement and it didn’t take any time what so ever to start fooling around. I tore of her pants and just went right in. The problem was, I came right back out. I basically got through about 6 pumps and had to pull out right away. I just covered this girl with 8 days of pent up sexual frustration. Literally covered. It was the only time in my life (still to this day) I have ever came early. After a major clean up session, we still had amazing sex. So it all worked out in the end.
Mr. W - My second orgasm inside of a woman was interrupted by the pizza boy. He still gave us our pizza, but only after I gave him a tip that exceeded the amount of it.
Mr. X - Every time I have sex it’s embarrassing. Why would one particular time stand out?
Mr. Y - While in between apartments, I was staying on a friends couch, ended up bringing a girl home to my friends place and using his bed for sex. He said he was cool with it, but it’s the only time I think this friend was really mad at me. It wasn’t funny embarrassing.
Mr. Z - My mom walked in on me performing oral sex on my girlfriend. That is probably the most embarrassing experience I have encountered.
Mr.Z’s story is the winner for me. That’s horrible. LOL
“Mr. X – Every time I have sex it’s embarrassing. Why would one particular time stand out?” Hmm. First of all, it sounds like Mr. X has no trouble getting at least one woman in his bed. So that isn’t the problem. If it’s a small penis, that shouldn’t matter either if he has the ability to give her an orgasm. So maybe it’s premature ejaculation. For which there is indeed a cure. (May I suggest Mr X clicks through to my blog?)