Confessions: I smell fart.

fart/färt/

Verb: Emit gas from the anus.

Noun: An emission of gas from the anus.

So our first question to Mr. Manswers was about flatulence….which got us four ladies thinking about our own encounters with farting in front of the male sex.

For your enjoyment: Our walk down first-time-fart-in-front-of-your-man memory lane….

Movie theater…lights go down….he leans over and whispers, “You farted in your sleep last night.”

Head out of car door, puking to no end. Pfffffffffffff! “If you fart in front of someone, you know it’s true love”

I pulled the covers over his head, leaving mine out to breathe easy…..Giggling ensues.

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